Short Stories
by erotica author Jeremy Edwards
[See also the Spark My Moment collection.]
“Adrienne’s Ironic Lingerie” was published at Kara’s Erotica for Women in 2006.
“Did you say ‘erotic lingerie’?”
“No, ironic lingerie. It’s erotic, too, of course. But this was not the point I was making.” Adrienne’s eyes glinted with sharp intelligence and dry humor, as they usually do.
Okay. I had no idea what she was talking about. But I was used to that. I love Adrienne madly, and when her eyes glimmer that way she can speak nonsense or Old Norse, and I won’t mind.
“Adrienne’s Ironic Lingerie” was published at Tit-Elation in 2006.
“The Girl Who Loved to Pee” was published at Sex-Kitten in 2006.
“Lydia ... why didn’t you look me up sooner?” I asked in a libidinous groan.
“I don’t know. I guess I’m a little shy.”
“You’re not acting very shy now,” I smiled.
“If We Were ...” was published at Clean Sheets in 2006.
She continued. “I think the difference between how I feel about sexy women and how I feel about sexy men is sort of like the difference between how I feel about painting versus sculpture. Paintings are my whole world. I eat, drink, and breathe them, I’m thinking about them all the time, and I practically live in the landscape gallery of the museum at school. If I could, I’d crawl into a painting at night instead of a bed. Whereas sculpture—hey, I like fine sculpture. Nice stuff, keep up the good work. But I wouldn’t put one in my house or anything.”
“Vacation Plans” was published at Oysters & Chocolate Erotic in 2006.
Once inside the room, I lower the blinds and undress completely. I lean my head down over your pillow and sniff. Shampoo. It smells yummy, almost edible ... yet it isn’t this I’m searching for.
“The Ass Pajama Lottery” was published at Clean Sheets in 2006.
Every night, I enter the room and find her sitting up in bed reading, in raspberry-sherbet pajamas, the covers pulled up to her waist.
“Any Day of the Week” was published at Oysters & Chocolate Erotic in 2006.
I began to hone in on her rhythm. Her fingers tapping on the keyboard, her legs shifting position, her papers rustling ... these themes interacted to establish an erotic beat that was punctuated by her unconscious flashing, which was becoming more frequent. Tappity-tap WINK rustle-rustle WINK shift-rustle-rustle-shift WINK.
Copyright © 2005–2010 Jeremy Edwards.